Monday, February 15, 2010

THE PREM - YERE.

HEy everyone!

The first episode of Julie and Brandy - In Your Box Office is up and running on www.autostraddle.com!

This week, Julie Goldman & Brandy Howard go to see James Cameron’s Avatar. They share all their feelings about it, and then they re-enact the film for you! Their three-minute “Gayvatar” is way better than the real thing! You will probs ROFL 10-27 times.

Julie Goldman and Brandy Howard are the Matt and Ben of Lesbian Movies. They are a sensational acting/writing duo that are trying to cause a sensation with their sensational, lesbian romantic-comedy, Nicest Thing.

Since no one wants to make their movie or cast them in anything, they feel it is their duty to harshly judge everyone else’s work; based on a sliding scale of rage, bitterness, lesbianisim, and lack of any real significant traini



Tuesday, February 9, 2010

IN YOUR BOX OFFICE

I dont know if you know, But I'm trying to get a Lesbian Romantic Comedy made with my writing partner Brandy Howard. We have unearthed every rock, sleazy skank, Professional Hollywood Shark, Lesbian with a wallet, Gay man with gay money and literally homeless people - who maybe could give us spare change. We have sucked people in, and have made people hate our fucking guts. Making a movie is just about the worst and best thing I have ever embarked on. ON a scale of one to worse. It's the Holocaust. BUT we will not be stopped and the world needs a funny, lesbian, romantic comedy. and you know it's true. While we sludge along with our script, we keep finding new ways to entertain ourselves and hopefully you. Soooooo, we have teamed up with autostraddle.com and we're doing a new Web Series! We're gonna review OTHER people's movies. Not because we're educated in any way in films but because we're bitter, and feel the best way to keep moving forward trying to get our own movie made is to talk shit about other people's. Here's a little sneak peek of our new show called "Julie & Brandy, In Your Box Office."




Tuesday, February 2, 2010

SHOWS

FEB 13th
Queer Queens of Comedy, With Poppy Champlin and Jenny McNulty
Arena Theater
8pm
www.poppycockprod.com

FEB 28th-MAR. 7th
OLIVIA - Western Caribbean Cruise.
www.olivia.com

March 12th
Ft. Lauderdale, FL

MARCH 27th - APRIL 1.
R Family Vacations. Hawaii Cruise.

APRIL 3rd.
Dinah Shore.