A VERY JEWISH QUEERMAS!

One Night Only
A Very Jewish Queermas
JULIE GOLDMAN and POPPI KRAMER
Come laugh your holiday face off then stay and party the night away with the girls after!
The Gayest Holiday Show
at the bar that started it all:
The Stonewall Inn
53 Christoper Street, NYC

$10 in advance/$15 at the door
(2 drink min.)BUY YOUR TICKETS IN ADVANCE!

UPCOMING DATES

I will be doing a ONE NIGHT only TOUR DE FORCE on DECEMBER 19th, in NYC at the historic STONEWALL INN. YES. The center of Gayness. I will be joined by the hilarious POPPI KRAMER. Keep checking back for all the details.

SUM UP OF DATES- AUGUST!!

AUGUST 11th

Free Dinner and Breast Cancer awareness Event.

Jersey Medical Center. Neptune, NJ

6-8pm.

AUGUST 13th, OFFENSIVE WOMEN

Throckmorton Theater, MARIN, CA

AUG 19-20 - RENO PRIDE

Reno, NV

AUG 29th - ALLEY CATZ, SAnta Monica, CA

Westside Comedy Theater

AUG 31st - Laugh Factory, Long Beach

COME OUT LAUGHING

AUGUST 13th - OFFENSIVE WOMEN

OFFENSIVE WOMEN returns for a ONE night only event in Marin, Ca @ The Throckmorton Theater. Joining me, is Betsy Salkind and Aundre The WOnderWOman. It's gonna be a kick ass night of inappropriate and outrageous comedy.

YOU MAY WONDER WHY THE SHOW IS CALLED "OFFENSIVE" Well, there's many reasons but here's one tid bit - beyond the obvious - Cause we're alive.

Well, a fellow comedian named DL HUGHLEY's recently appeared on -The Best New Worst Show "THE TALK" - Where he said - and defended, "Women are not as funny as men" "Women don't talk about worldy things" "Women talk about women things, and that's why theyre just not as funny or relevant. " ( BTW - I have no grammar or spelling ability - get into it)

Thanks DL. That bit you do about telling your"woman" to have a "plate" ready for you for when you come home is so funny and so relevant and so worldy and has nothing to do with you or your manliness.

GOd youre a douche. Youre the douchiest ignorant douchehose I have ever seen. I would Marry Rush Limbaugh, and have a million of his drug addled babies before even allowing my plate near you. And Thank you. Thank you for reminding me why I CHOSE to remain a HUGE ASS LESBIAN.

and BTW! LAdies of THE TALK. Shame on you for not being able to top that piece of shit. You allowed him and made it it possible for him to be the most articulate, level headed, and sense making one of the bunch. Not even you Sarah Gilbert - the one LEZ could hand his ass to him on his fucking , sexist, piled with shit Plate. SO disappointed.

LA WEEKLY PICK OF THE WEEK

IN CASE You missed it, or don't believe it. Thank you to everyone who came out to The LA GAY CENTER this weekend ( JULY 30th) we had a sold out show and I am honored to have been chosen as LA WEEKLY's Comedy pick of the week.

AUGUST 11th

NEW JERSEY CANCER CARE EVENT.

FREE DINNER, and APPEARANCE. 8pm.

JERSEY MEDICAL CENTER.

NEW SHOWS / NEW DATES

JULY 1st

MALO, LA

( Info to come - Informal - 10 minute set)

JULY 17th

SAN DIEGO PRIDE

Co Hosting Mainstage Festival with Brandy Howard

JULY 30th

Julie GOldman/Lady Gentleman

The RENBERG THEATER, LA

8pm

JUNE 11th - AUSTIN, TEXAS!!

JUNE 4th, SANTA ROSA!

Check out the official page for tickets and more info:

http://www.facebook.com/event.php?eid=122616397809707

PENSACOLA! MAY 26TH

MAY 26-29th

PENSACOLA WOMEN'S WEEKEND!

Join me and BRANDY HOWARDd of IN YOUR BOX OFFICE ( www.inyourboxoffice.com) as we take on PENSACOLA. YES! First - I'm doing stand Up - Then me and Brandy are gonna be hangin out and talkin shit all weekend! Don't fight it! Come and see us...

NEW DATES - NEW DATES!

MAY 7-14th - OLIVIA TRAVELS to PUNTA CANA RESORT
www.olivia.com

MAY 18th - Benefit for Congregation KOL AMI @ THE LAUGH FACTORY, LA
With host BRUCE VILANCH, and comedians - Alec Mapa, Shawn Pelofsky, GLoria Bigelow and ME..JULIE GOLDMAN

MAY 19th - LAUGH TILL YOU TINKLE
Laugh Factory, Long Betch

MAY 21 - QUEER QUEENS OF COMEDY!
THE RIO THEATER
Santa, Cruz, CA

MAY 22 - More QUEER QUEENS
The Razz Room, SAn Francisco, CA

MAY 27th - PENSACOLA WOMEN's WEEKEND
Pensacola, Fl

MONTCLAIR, NJ - APRIL 30th

MONTCLAIR!!! APRIL 30th!

FOR MORE DETAILED INFO GO TO:

http://www.womentwowomen.org/julie-goldman.php

MARCH 31, 2011

GIRLBAR DINAH SHORE BETCHES!

MARCH 20th, 2011

MARCH 6th - ALLEY CATZ, Santa Monica , Ca

"It's where I go to check out 6 headliner comedians in an intimate setting...this is an incredible show!!" - HF, LACC

"I didn't know an evening of comedy could be so sexy!" - DN

Betsy Salkind, Fierce Funny Women, Showtime
Michelle Buteau, Comedy Central
Matthew Moore, host
Erik Griffin, Playboy Channel
Julie Goldman, LOGO Network
Amy Snowden, Comedy Store regular
Josh Nasar, Comedy Store regular

$20, no drink min, free/cheap parking.

For tickets FB Matt or call 310 576 7561. V/MC

WestSide Comedy Theater
1323 A 3rd Street Promenade
Santa Monica, Ca 90401

MARCH 16th !! HO & BUTEAU

http://www.wendyho.net/wendyho/HoandButeau.html

FEB. 26th - SECOND CITY THIS WEEK/HOLLYWOOD, CA

"Second City This Week" is a weekly current-events-themed
sketch show Saturday nights at
The Second City, Hollywood.

A rotating cast of writer/actors perform a new show of sketches,
special guests, fake news, video submissions, "desk pieces", and musical acts,
all hosted by the most famous person who will condescend to work with us each week.

http://secondcitythisweek.com/show.html

FEB 19th - FORTITUDE WEEKEND, FT. LAUDERDALE

FEB 17th- Washington, DC - JEWS!

SUMMIT GAY SKI WEEK

JAN 20-23rd!
I'll be performing at The NC Gay Ski weekend.