Thursday, December 30, 2010

JULIE TID BITS

JULIE GOLDMAN TID BITS from Julie Goldman on Vimeo.

GAYS R US!

JAN 5th , 2011
Come to GAYS R US
Hollywood Imrpov
More info to come

Wednesday, November 17, 2010

BACK TO NYC! 2 big shows!!

NOV. 30th - HOMO COMICUS!!!
Gotham Comedy Club. NYC.



Tuesday, November 9, 2010

Thursday, October 28, 2010

OCT. 28th, 2010 - CHICAGO.


I'm goin back to CHI town - With JONNY McGOVERN!



Friday, September 10, 2010

HOLLYWOOD - SEPT. 15th - M BAR


HEy everyone. If you're in LA SEPT 15th, I hope you'll come to this impromptu show.


Wednesday, September 1, 2010

TEAM PIMPIN!


HEy Ya'all. Jonny McGovern - Your favorite GAY PIMP has moved to LA and started the podcast back up. If you haven't subscribed - get on itunes right now and start downloading. I will be joining Jonny as a part of the official team and I'm so excited. ALong with our pals, Brandy Howard, Michael Serrato, nadia Ginsberg, Calpernia Adams, and so much more! GET INTO IT!


Monday, August 30, 2010

BACK TO VEGAS


Come to VEgas for Labor Day weekend and get Lezzie.


Sunday, August 22, 2010

Tuesday, July 27, 2010

VEGAS BETCHES

Monday, July 19, 2010

CHECK OUT MY MOVIE!


It's called NICEST THING

Although, it's not technically a movie.. YET.

Sunday, July 18, 2010

DO SOMETHING

I will be appearing alongside JANE LYNCH for the VH-1 DO SOMETHING AWARDS - LIVE on MONDAY, JULY 19th. 2010. Check your local listings for the correct air time. Enjoy this little rehearsal pic.





Sunday, July 4, 2010

GET YOUR BOOBS OUT. ITS HAPPENING.


ITS GONNA HAPPEN!


Thursday, June 10, 2010

I'm on SALE.


ok, I finally made a DVD. Now you can feel weird over and over again as you watch your favorite material! I'm setting up the Paypal, and all the different ways you can purchase it online or if you see me live - I'll have these little baddies with me and you can get em - hot after the show. or on the street. Don't worry - you know I'll have that shit in my car.
Standby for the Paypal Button..Which will be right here on the site.

ENJOY!



Monday, May 10, 2010

A COMEDY SHOW in A FUTON STORE?


YES.


COMEDY UNLEASHED


If You're in LA JUNE 11th - COme to a fun ass night of comedy and music.


Saturday, May 8, 2010

SHE MAG!


www.shemag.com


Friday, April 30, 2010

JULIE & BRANDY - IN YOUR BOX OFFICE - EPISODE #5.


Our newest IN YOUR BOX OFFICE is up and killing it at www.autostraddle.com If you haven't seen it - you gotta watch! and next month pick up the new issue of GO MAGAZINE and check out our new bloody ad!
















Saturday, April 17, 2010

FT. LAUDERDALES BETCHES!


COME OUT COME OUT FLORIDIANS!!!


Tuesday, April 6, 2010

JULIE BLOWS THE WINDY CITY - WHat?


APRIL 9TH- TAMALE PRESENTS LOL SPECIAL GUEST JULIE GOLDMAN

Tamale Presents LOL is a monthly event, bringing the best in comedy to Chicago’s queer scene. Named a top pick in the Metro Mix, Tamale Presents LOL is a great way to enjoy hand-picked comics that rock the stage. Meet your friends early at Rehab for a drink until the doors open at 8! Large group? Contact Tamale for reserved seating. Show begins at 9pm!

Circuit Night Club at 3641 N. Halsted Street

8pm seating, 9pm show

21+, $10, $5 members


Tuesday, March 23, 2010

WHERE YOU GOIN NEXT LEZ?


Good Question, blog title.

ON MARCH 27th - I'll be traveling to Hawaii with R FAMILY VACATIONS. I've Never been to Hawaii, so this is sure to be an exciting Treeyap.



and Then...Lezz Direct to DINAH SHORE Gerl, with



MY writing partner and co-host of "Julie & Brandy, In Your Box Office" BRANDY HOWARD and I, will be there in the very exciting "Battle Of The Web Series" Harkening back to the glory days of Celebrity Relay Races, and humiliating self disgrace all in the name of Leztastic glory and prizes - Yet, in this particular endeavor - there are no prizes.

Hope to see you there!



Monday, February 15, 2010

THE PREM - YERE.

HEy everyone!

The first episode of Julie and Brandy - In Your Box Office is up and running on www.autostraddle.com!

This week, Julie Goldman & Brandy Howard go to see James Cameron’s Avatar. They share all their feelings about it, and then they re-enact the film for you! Their three-minute “Gayvatar” is way better than the real thing! You will probs ROFL 10-27 times.

Julie Goldman and Brandy Howard are the Matt and Ben of Lesbian Movies. They are a sensational acting/writing duo that are trying to cause a sensation with their sensational, lesbian romantic-comedy, Nicest Thing.

Since no one wants to make their movie or cast them in anything, they feel it is their duty to harshly judge everyone else’s work; based on a sliding scale of rage, bitterness, lesbianisim, and lack of any real significant traini



Tuesday, February 9, 2010

IN YOUR BOX OFFICE

I dont know if you know, But I'm trying to get a Lesbian Romantic Comedy made with my writing partner Brandy Howard. We have unearthed every rock, sleazy skank, Professional Hollywood Shark, Lesbian with a wallet, Gay man with gay money and literally homeless people - who maybe could give us spare change. We have sucked people in, and have made people hate our fucking guts. Making a movie is just about the worst and best thing I have ever embarked on. ON a scale of one to worse. It's the Holocaust. BUT we will not be stopped and the world needs a funny, lesbian, romantic comedy. and you know it's true. While we sludge along with our script, we keep finding new ways to entertain ourselves and hopefully you. Soooooo, we have teamed up with autostraddle.com and we're doing a new Web Series! We're gonna review OTHER people's movies. Not because we're educated in any way in films but because we're bitter, and feel the best way to keep moving forward trying to get our own movie made is to talk shit about other people's. Here's a little sneak peek of our new show called "Julie & Brandy, In Your Box Office."




Tuesday, February 2, 2010

SHOWS

FEB 13th
Queer Queens of Comedy, With Poppy Champlin and Jenny McNulty
Arena Theater
8pm
www.poppycockprod.com

FEB 28th-MAR. 7th
OLIVIA - Western Caribbean Cruise.
www.olivia.com

March 12th
Ft. Lauderdale, FL

MARCH 27th - APRIL 1.
R Family Vacations. Hawaii Cruise.

APRIL 3rd.
Dinah Shore.